Tracing My Life: Archive

LIFE HACK

asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck Tried this, failed. Only one of two possible reasons; I did use Mexican Long grain rice so it may have just attracted my new mexican neighbors, or the asians got distracted by my various nerdy collectables/posters on the way...

May 18th

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May 18th

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girlgrowingsmall: stop-bitching-start-a-revolution: Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me If she did this I would feel obligated to comply.

May 18th

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May 18th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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I don’t know what I did in my previous life to deserve this one, but man it must’ve been fucked up.

May 17th

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May 16th

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That moment when you ignore someone to drive them crazy and it really only makes you go nuts and they probably don’t even notice.

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May 14th

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United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti,...

May 13th

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May 12th

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May 11th

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When Hollywood movie posters can't be imported to...

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May 9th

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May 8th

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May 8th

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gif: condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

May 8th

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May 7th

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May 7th

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Ladies and Gentlemen

I think there is a huge linguistic faliure between what you say and what you think we hear. I don’t want to hurt you =/= I don’t want to hurt you I don’t want to hurt you = I want you to be aware what I’m about to say will suck I really enjoyed/loved… = It was fun, but not fun enough to actaully matter I really care about you/ You mean a lot to me = You’re...

May 6th

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How do you tell someone they are the reason you even smile at all without sounding like a complete psychopath?

May 6th

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May 1st

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Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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Anonymous asked: What is the final piece of the puzzle that you need?

Apr 27th

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Today is not a great day

I’m really trying to make it one but I don’t think it’s going to work I’m really trying not to think of the date and what it has meant to me and all the memories of attached to that relationship from so long ago. While I’m stuck fighting my own memories of one woman I loved I have to scour through my baby sisters room. Deciding what stays and what we must give up since my family will be moving...

Apr 26th

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I think way too much

I often wonder how long it will take until this month will no longer hold any significance over me. How many years until I will finally forget that date; but then, I wonder if she ever remembered it at all. [[MORE]] These thoughts no longer make me blue, nor do I mourne the loss of a love that I once knew to be utterly true. Instead I find myself abound to the endless quandries of possibilities;...

Apr 23rd

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