I really dislike when politicians use lines like “what our founding fathers would have envisioned.” or always claim themselves to be more representative of our nations creators. The fact is there is no way the founders would have concieved the state this country is is at this time nor the social, economical, and geopolitical issiues we face today. Most would probably shit themselves over the technology available before ever being able to wrap their heads around a global trade economy that is capable of circumnavigating the globe in a matter of hours rather than months.

But if they got over that inital freakt the fuck out and shit their pants stage I think many of our founders would actually disagree with our entire current political and electoral process as many of them, George Washington included, were very vocal opponents to a two party system stating that a two party system would devide this country too severely and objectify discussions by seperating the people into two facets in oposition instead of creating a true dialog about any issue. So would they be excited to see that everything political in this country has been nicely devided down this line of red and blue where people mindlessly vote with a party more often than investigating an issue and developing their own opion on matters.
You be the judge.

I really dislike when politicians use lines like “what our founding fathers would have envisioned.” or always claim themselves to be more representative of our nations creators. The fact is there is no way the founders would have concieved the state this country is is at this time nor the social, economical, and geopolitical issiues we face today. Most would probably shit themselves over the technology available before ever being able to wrap their heads around a global trade economy that is capable of circumnavigating the globe in a matter of hours rather than months.

But if they got over that inital freakt the fuck out and shit their pants stage I think many of our founders would actually disagree with our entire current political and electoral process as many of them, George Washington included, were very vocal opponents to a two party system stating that a two party system would devide this country too severely and objectify discussions by seperating the people into two facets in oposition instead of creating a true dialog about any issue. So would they be excited to see that everything political in this country has been nicely devided down this line of red and blue where people mindlessly vote with a party more often than investigating an issue and developing their own opion on matters.

You be the judge.

(Source: kropotkinskaya-station, via solipsistic-tendencies)

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

And Moses thrust down his staff, the sea parted like a drunk college girls legs; slightly askew. 

(via french-quarter-pounder)

dieselcreek:

destroy-the-machines:

latenightalaska:

no-thing-is-real:

razorshapes:

Henry Hargreaves - No Seconds (2012) - photos documenting the last meals that were served to inmates on death row

wow

this is the coolest fucking thing

I like how some guys are like declining meals and one of them is just “yeah I’ll have lobster and steak and I’ll watch LoTR while I’m eating it”

the guy who watched LoTR also died by firing squad. I didn’t realize they did that shit so recently.

Nom nom nom. 

(via solipsistic-tendencies)

artsyeinstine-clawdia-andfriends:

loogguitars:

Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents. 

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AN AWSOME TREEHOUSE!!!

There is someone i know who will want me to make this for them now. And i am quite inclined to do so.

(Source: Laughing Squid, via freeopenlife)

solipsistic-tendencies:

did-you-kno:

Source

what a romantic guy!

Hey baby, I’ll fuck you all the way to the moon

solipsistic-tendencies:

did-you-kno:

Source

what a romantic guy!


Hey baby, I’ll fuck you all the way to the moon

nevver:

Tattoo You

Well I know my next art project.

nevver:

Tattoo You

Well I know my next art project.

(via pengwin)

snapealanrickman:


>”<


With all of these fandoms on Tumblr I’m quite curious why the one movie about the most dedicated fandom (doing what just about every other fandom dreams of) doesn’t have a bigger presence on Tumblr.
Galaxy Quest>Your fandom

snapealanrickman:

>”<


With all of these fandoms on Tumblr I’m quite curious why the one movie about the most dedicated fandom (doing what just about every other fandom dreams of) doesn’t have a bigger presence on Tumblr.

Galaxy Quest>Your fandom

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Tried this, failed. Only one of two possible reasons; I did use Mexican Long grain rice so it may have just attracted my new mexican neighbors, or the asians got distracted by my various nerdy collectables/posters on the way to the bag of rice.

(via wtfisatumblranyway)

This is what The Avengers two will be like. Cap whooping ass and getting his ass nearly killed, then someone else swooping in and taking all the glory, just like in the comics. Bullshit.

This is what The Avengers two will be like. Cap whooping ass and getting his ass nearly killed, then someone else swooping in and taking all the glory, just like in the comics. Bullshit.

(Source: vengerturtle, via freeopenlife)

girlgrowingsmall:

stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:

Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

image


If she did this I would feel obligated to comply.

(via solipsistic-tendencies)

Definately top 5 favorite films of all time.

(Source: my-own-sword, via raechelmarlene)

indecorouslyenticing:

Me in the future

Me in the present.

indecorouslyenticing:

Me in the future


Me in the present.

(via solipsistic-tendencies)

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

Cookies sound good tonight.

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

Cookies sound good tonight.

(Source: chibird)

My favorite passtime. lol

My favorite passtime. lol

(Source: dj-k1, via freeopenlife)

I don’t know what I did in my previous life to deserve this one, but man it must’ve been fucked up.